These gays are trying to.murder me

Over to Tanya Jennifer Coolidgewho is now frantically trying to escape a yacht full of gays who are trying to murder her. Even though Albie pleads with her to visit Los Angeles, she sneaks out of his hotel room and ghosts him. Tanya realizes that her life is in danger, and that she has to escape these money hungry freaks somehow.

No, down goes Tanya. >. It fixes Ethan, who finally has sex with Harper just a few hours later after denying her all vacation. But she hits her head on the side of the boat when she tries to jump and drowns. Jennifer Coolidge fires a gun like no other human has—exquisitely, shaking, gorgeous.

In the end, we get two brilliant scenes that prove love is real! The show involves a murder mystery, and moments before the big reveal, the character Tanya McQuoid, played by the actress Jennifer Coolidge, said the line "These gays, they're trying to murder me," which almost immediately went viral on social media, especially on Twitter.

In response, Daphne does the most calculating thing she can think of: She leads Ethan off to a secluded, romantic island and presumably sleeps with him. The deaths are magnificent. Well, Dominic acquiesces. The contents include a black rope, duct tape, and a pistol.

After she deduces that he also may have stolen her phone, she sneaks away with his to call Tanya. I was nearly throwing tomatoes San Marzano, of course at my TV. And you know what? Even if their connection was real and Lucia had feelings for him, he was still a mark and she played him.

It turns out he did steal her phone. Meanwhile, bestie Mia secures a singing gig at The White Lotus after she agrees to sleep with Valentina Sabrina Impacciatore —or, at the very least, help get her laid. Unboxing time!

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While flying back home, Albie runs into none other than Portia at the airport. On the verge of a nervous breakdown wondering what happened to Tanya and wearing the most heinous scarf and sunglassesPortia asks Albie for his phone number.

From her Monica Vitti-turned-Peppa Pig cosplay, to her reading of "these are some high-end gays" to the finale's immortal quote, "these gays, they're trying to murder me," Coolidge's performance. If Dominic Michael Imperioli pays Lucia, his hooker girlfriend, the 50, euros she said she needs to escape her pimp,Albie will tell his mother that his father has spent the whole trip missing her, perhaps salvaging their relationship.

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While I did love the return of Tanya this was a wonderful swan song to our beloved Peppa Pig. Sweet, sweet Tanya. 🎬 SCENE CONTEXT Show: The White Lotus Season 2 () 🎭 Scene: Tanya McQuoid-Hunt (Jennifer Coolidge) spirals into paranoid panic on a yacht, blurting the now-legendary line: “These gays.

Lucia snags a fat paycheck from Cameron, who finally settled his bill for their steamy night together, and Dominic. It was right in front of us the whole time!